Monday, May 2, 2011


"I've never been so excited to see the photo of a corpse with a gunshot wound through the head."
Emily Miller

Well Emily, I'm so sorry to disappoint you and your vibrator, but there will be no 'body' or photo thereof for you see Emily, they dumped it in the ocean hours after the event took place...the event from which the evidence that it ever actually took place at all, you see, is non existent...but being a journalist of your investigative savvy, I'm quite certain this mystery has already given you pause.....right?
didnt think so.....

"Is there some way the Navy Seals can drop Donald Trump over the Bermuda Triangle. It would make me proud to be American again..."

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